WANTED! This is a Public Service Announcement....

(Picture above: Squiddy "The Klepto," suspect is eyeing and sizing up her chances of stealing yarn she knows is hidden within the owners yarn tote.)

This is a Public Service Announcement.....The picture of the above cat is a notorious yarn thief. Under no circumstances should you leave yarn or any yarn project out in her presence. She will steal yarn and project brazenly out in the open to chew, drag across the house and kneed as her personal binky. Be warned that any project under construction will be frogged (note frogging is a crochet term for ripping out what you don't like or getting rid of mistakes or in this case a free for all at ripping out every stitch in the project in an attempt to get away with they yarn to slobber all over it and make me mad....)immediately upon kidnapping as her usual MO consists of wrapping the project around a table leg to secure the yarn and make a dash across the length of the house as she proceeds into a running frog fest of kitty delight. Suspect has a keen awareness for containers (like the above rolling bag) you may think of thwarting her attempts at kleptomania. Be warned she is adept and patient in pawing through tiny openings and will pace around any object in an OCD like manner she suspects holds kitty fiber pleasure. Suspect, will like any junky, will become violent if you attempt to confiscate from her the object of her desire and addiction.

Suspect answers to the name of Squiddy, be warned she has potentially violent psychotic episodes and may chase you hissing, if you a. don't give her your yarn, b. scold her for attempted robbery, c. confiscate what she has stolen.